I would have married this man!
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Your Role in the Avengers
Morwen is a member of SHIELD and married to Hawkeye and is a/an Skrull
Jennie is a member of Loki’s Army and married to Coulson and is a/an Asgardian
FUCK YES. I married Coulson.
Morgan is a member of SHIELD and married to Hawkeye and is a/an Asgardian
Could not have gotten a better one….Hawkeye is a stone cold fox.
Jordan is a member of SHIELD and married to Black Widow and is a mutant
Well…. i guess if anyone is questioning my sexuality…. she’s the right person haha
(Source: starry-dawn)
“Get caught less” is probably more accurate.
Can’t get anyone else in bed is even more likely.
1) open google 2) search your first name, only your first name 3) take the first picture that comes up 4) upload it to tumblr 5) this is you in 10 years
wow great
ok thanks
why
god, i’ll only be 29
This isn’t entertaining. She’s perfectly normal.
…I knew it would happen but I did it anyway
I WIN AT REINCARNATION.
In ten years I’m going to fly around the world and then disappear. Say your goodbyes now.
Wow. That is a sexy car.
Well apparently I’m not only going to get a sex change but also become black and amazingly good at sports.
(Source: dementorsinmypub)
‘Doctor Who’ casts ‘Farscape’ star Ben Browder
Ben Browder has reportedly signed up to appear on Doctor Who.
The Farscape star will appear in the sci-fi drama’s seventh series, according to Doctor Who Magazine.
The episode - written by Being Human creator Toby Whithouse - is said to be set in the Wild West. Upstairs Downstairs director Saul Metzstein will helm the installment.
Best known for playing John Crichton on Farscape from 1999 to 2003, Browder later starred in Stargate SG-1 and appeared in a recent episode of Chuck.
OMG. I love Ben! Two of my favorite tv shows of all time and now my third! What a bad ass! This just made my life.
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My sister is Hermione and I am definitely Ron haha
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School Guys…
The adorable/goofy kid:
The Sexy nerd:
The innapropriate flirt:
The romantic flirt:
The one who knows everything:
The Best guy friends:
The quiet, dapper one:
The hipster:
The awkward one that everyone ignores:
The nutjob:
The kid that gets in a lot of fights:
The wierd druggie:
The perky kid:
The clumsy one and the sporty one:
The kid that doesn’t give a fuck:
The mouthy one:
The one everyone hates:
The Idiot and the nerd that wants to kill the idiot:
ROTC kid:
LOVE!
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Sounds like my kind of relationship.
my ask box is totally open, people.
it’s the best thing ever.
GPO my marriage
Who is this woman and where do I meet for this interaction?
I too would like to meet a woman of such good tastes.
BUT then you can’t concentrate on Dr Who… just saying…
Texting and scones?
All die hard fans would reject this person! Sexual encounters cannot be allowed to take away from the experience that is Dr. Who! Come on people =P
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